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Entaksei. Afti ti poly sigkekrimeni stigmi de vrisko alla logia, de vrisko alli eikona gia na perigrapso to pos niotho. Apla..den iparxo! Parolo pou ta "manatees just exist"..afti ti stigmi den iparxo KAN. Niotho akrivos san ton filo mas apo pano.

Logiko einai nomizo (oxi den eimai gkriniara sinithos..e? e? eimai? eimai?!?!) meta apo ... ektetameno xthesinovradino ksenixti sto kolonaki, meta apo fagopoti (amesos meta) kata ti 1 to vrady kalamaki souvlaki (thank god de diavazei to blog i sister!!!) tirosalata, patates, coca kai pitoules! Ante na ksipniseis loipon to proi na pas sti douleia..k malista oxi sto grafeio sou (opou de tha ntrepesai re paidi mou an to ena mati einai ligo perissotero vammeno apo to allo (...), an i tsanta den pigainei k toso poly me to papoutsi k de tha se polynoiaksei pou thaxeis ksexasei na xteniseis to malli..) alla se pelati (peripoiimeni k sti trixa se parakalo!!!).

Ok, ante pes ksipnas to proi, fevgeis para tetarto apo to spiti (tote mporeses i prokomeni na etoimasteis ti na kanoume dld!?!?), fevgeis me ta podia ston omo k kataferneis se ena tetarto na exeis perpatisei os ti stasi tou metro, na exeis kanei dio allages grammon (me 2 kai 3 staseis minimum i kathemia), na exeis parei taxi k na exeis ftasei egkaira sto radevou sou. Pernas to ipoloipo 7oro mesa s'ena ypologistiko kentro me statheri thermokrasia 15 vathmous kelsiou..(personaly? poliko psixos paides!), pano apo othones na configurareis (kala oxi ego apokleistika!)..kai na sizitas me tin kathe *** pou de thelei na doulepsei:

- "giati vre kalo mou de leitourgeis?"
- "..."
- "Oxi pes mou giati??? Ola sta evala! IP itheles? souvala! Subnet itheles? Souvala! " Gateway itheleeees? SOUVALAAA!"
- "..."
- "Pote sou! Pao toilet".

Ekei loipon pou exeis miso-kristalosei apo to psixos kai siniditopoieis oti o proigoumenos diallogos den einai telika k poly karpoforos (ma giati????), guess what! Kanoun epidromi ta rosakia ! E oxi re file! MERCYYY! Guess what!!! Arxizei k ponaei k i koilia sou! Oxi re file! AGAIN, MERCY!!!

Ante pes pernaei k afto to 7oro....pas spiti, mageireveis, tros to athlio (sorry g nomizo simfonisame k oi dio) telika fai, PLENEIS ta piata (oxi eipame, DEN GKRINIAZO!), kathesai 10 lepta me to roloi ston kanape agkalitsa me ton pasa sou k en telei tha pareis taxi (dioti variesai k alli orthostasia PAR'OLO pou i stasi (apo KAI pros) einai dipla sou...tha pliroseis loipon to 5evraki k tha aneveis fourioza sto spiti....pou pas?? na katseis? OOOOXIIIII...tsanta tennis, formoula skismeni (nai tin fagame to kalokairi se kati vata otan voltarame me to alogo..fagame k ti gampitsa ligo alla as einai) k mpaineis sto aftokinito stis para5..exeis 5 lepta na pas mexri na ksekinisei to mathima...kala nai ok, ennoeitai...mpaineis sto gipedo kata tis kai tetarto..de trexei tipota..pairneis ti raketa k kseskiiiiizesai sto treksimo pera dothe, pigaine ela, ksana-pera ksana-dothe kai ksana-pigaine kai ksana-ela (nai nai, dioti o coach mas efige k fetos exoume allon k aftos de me afinei - opos o palios- anti na kano servis na tin arazo sto pagkaki!!!)....eos otou ta ftineis..me to zori vazeis ti raketa piso sti tsanta kai seeeernesai os to aftokinito....blah blah blah...klp klp klp....ksana-blah blah blah kai ksana-klp klp klp....en oligois kathesai tora ston kanape ksapla k psaxneis ena tropo na kleiseis oxi k toso apotoma afto to post dioti siniditopoiises oti ekei pou ksekinises na grafeis me orseksi..kapou sta misa anarotithikes:
"GIATI DEN KOIMAMAI??? TI KANO EDO???"......!?@#$>#<%$%@#^$?!

...k mexri na pas apo ton kanape sto krevati...prepei prota na peraseis mia volta apo to mpanio..na kaneis ta diafora ekei mesa pou prepei na kaneis...na pas meta mexri to domatio..na arxiseis na ksentinesai....po po....poly kourasi..poly kourasi!!!!!!!

Sorry gia ta greeklish..Oute ta ellinika den katafera na allakso...
pou na patas (TAFTOXORNA) ALT & SHIFT ! ! ! ! !